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Jicking

A spastic motion usually associated with video games. In particular the frenzied button mashing displayed by untrained players of fighting games.
Look at that Tekken scrub jicking with Eddy.
by Joey G. June 17, 2018
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Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.
Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off
by Ron McDon February 28, 2019
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Jocking my j’s

Why you jocking my j’s
by XX Smith xx May 8, 2020
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Jackinoof

Old man who interacts with young teens on twitter to remind him of his youth.
Hey yall how old is Jackinoof?”
“He is 8762 years old.”
by ihatetwitterisers October 26, 2020
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Jackinqin

They have a massive fucking cock. They are also incredibly tall and good looking and make everyone in the room laugh at all times 😌
Holy fuck jackinqin why are you so hot? I love what you did with your hair hun? You grow it out?
by Jackinqin July 1, 2021
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jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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Jackin ina Jag

Despite the common meaning at first glance this phrase doesn't use jackin synonymous for stealing, as one might originally think, but in reality, masturbation.

To Jack ina Jag is to masturbate in an upper echelon high speed vehicle to show off presumably newly attended levels of wealth.
"I just got a bag from this court case, I'm finna go jackin ina jag now"

or
"I ain't neva going to jack ina jag with these hours, I need to get my bread up"
by ToxicSandwiches April 6, 2023
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