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Japanese Oil Change 

Putting a funnel into someone's butthole and then diarrhea into the funnel, filling their ass with your diarrhea.
The Japanese are into some really weird stuff, ever seen a Japanese oil change?
Japanese Oil Change by DJBeefer October 21, 2013

japanese flower garden 

when a male puts cotton on his foot and sets it on fire and puts it up a females ass hole
yo u wanna japanese flower garden

Japanese Straight 

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)
Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass
Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

japanese fro 

A kid born in japan but not japanese but has a fro.
dyllan i fucking love your japanese fro dude!
japanese fro by cdare7 August 23, 2011

Japanese brandy snap 

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face
That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps