January 21

Slap short people

January 21 slap a short man

by Fartmanhole November 1, 2021

20th of January

The 20th of January is let your gf rail you day.

Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no
Bf: it’s the 20th of January

Gf: what’s that?

Bf: let your gf rail you day

by Jake Scarff February 2, 2021

January 9th

January 9th is the best day to be born. Most likely gonna be depressed however have a dark humour. Will most likely shut you out and pretend like nothings wrong. Always is so kind and puts others before themselves making sure they never go through something you did.

Lucy was born on January 9th.
That explains why she is so kind but dark.

by Sleep101 December 1, 2020

January 9th

January 9th is the best day (because all the best people are born obvi). Therefore, January 9th is best person day. Make the best person you know happy.🤩🤩

Kaitlyn: oh it’s january 9th, i guess i have to do something nice for my favorite person, katie!

by katie🤩 November 19, 2019

January 1

yeet you’re least favourite person of a roof day

Lee: hey it’s January 1st today and you’re my least favourite person uwu

Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH

uwu this is so wholesome

by Dat one weeb UwU October 26, 2019

January 15th

Today is the years first Monthly Sexual Day . This means you can do anything you want with your partner or a complete stranger . It doesn't have to be saying goodbye to your v card it can be touching a part of their body or making out for hours.

"Hey wanna come round to mine and watch netball"
"No im off to my girls house , today is January 15th "
"What does that mean?"
"It means some cheeks are getting slaped"

by Mynamesbigjill January 5, 2020

January 1

No homo day

Ay u cute today
That’s kinda gay
Nah it’s January 1st

by 420Ass69Eater November 1, 2019