Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Jamaicanphobic

Not a real word

Noelle is not Jamaicanphobic.

by 11111119 January 29, 2021

Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.

"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"

by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021

Jamaican Bobsled

The use of Vaporub as lubrication.

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.

by Grim Tiswold January 21, 2022

Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022

Jamaican tug-o-war

Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.

Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Jamaican juice

Jamaican juice it’s a drink that get you crazy have cock long asl at a 10 to 20 size

Tom wake up with a rock hard cock I been drinking Jamaican juice

by Oscar switch March 30, 2022