Man-Inches

When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size

Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?

Jacob: My dick is 6 inches

Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?

Jacob: Man-Inches :(

Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher

by wolfman666 December 24, 2010

gettin itchy

taking vicodens or norcos, or when you are on them and itchness sets in

Hey baumann wanna get itchy?
These norcs are kickin in im gettin itchy.
Lets get itchy and melt.

by Homanrules September 15, 2007

x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

by Jake January 13, 2004

Inch

Adjective to describe somebody who is cocky, rude, and derogatory, and in a situation where he/she is putting down others or making fun of the situation.

Person A: Yo, what happened to you, you used to be so skinny and now you so fat
Person B: Why you so inch

by uvadtmfub March 2, 2018

Eighteen Incher

A penis that is eighteen inches long.

Her eighteen incher is the envy of all the men.

by Not Nichole~ June 25, 2005

Itchy Ribs

'Itchy Ribs' refers to a condition affecting the bones which form the rib cage surrounding the chest, including the sternum through the costal cartilage to the clavicle. It is commonly misconstrued that the 'Itch" manifests itself on the surrounding skin of the bones. This theory, however, was disproven when a 2006 study discovered a causal connection between the severity of a patient's itch and a patient's daily intake of calcium supplements for relief of heartburn.

Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.

Hey man, I think that chick's got itchy ribs, let go help her.

by ILoveCrockadileDundee32 February 22, 2011

8-incher

A penis that is 8 inches long, or within 1/8 of an inch of that. Usually extremely pleasurable to have inserted into your body. It is almost *orn-sized. These men are the buff-est and can give the most pleasure. Any smaller is tiny and any bigger can hurt the girl

She screamed w/ pleasure when she saw my 8-incher, and afterwards... She kept on asking for more and more.

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008