Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.

It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.

by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008

Fur-Day immunity-Day

On December 19th, if you literally just exist, it grants full immunity to Fur-Day. This is so the people who do not wish to partake in the furry "fandom" wish to commit suicide and bring the global intelligence level down dramatically.

Bob: Dude tomorrows Fur-Day!
Steve: Don't worry, its Fur-Day immunity-Day, we got nothing to worry about
Bob: Oh thank fuck

by simply helpful December 15, 2020

immunization

Immunization means you're going to get a needle and it's going to hurt.

congratulations.

Jess: Did you hear about our grade 8 immunizations?
Kate: No!
Jess: They're today!
Kate: Oh no! I hate needles.

Doctor: Daniel?
Daniel: Here.
Doctor: We are ready to give you your immunizations.
Daniel: Okay.

by thisnameisnowtaken September 13, 2013

cats are immune to scorpion venom

A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.

Cats are immune to scorpion venom.

by Benny Dee December 9, 2010

IMMOGBNR

An acronym coined by Dinosaur Comic writer Ryan North, meaning "I Miss My Old Girlfriend, But Not Really." It is to be used when you "want to communicate the nostalgia you have for an old girlfriend when you're dating someone who's way better, but you still sometimes miss her."

Man, Shaniqua is really great, but IMMOGBNR.

by Brett (Nrbelex) May 27, 2008

Immortal

People who see the world differently. Immortals see the mistakes of mortals, who are people who for example, promote war, ignore poverty, abuse drugs, promote violence and see no point in life. This term of immortals has nothing to do with mystical creatures or immortality, it is simply a clear cut between the idiots of humanity and those who help others as much as themselves. Immortals see the cracks in the system of the world such as law and the government. They do not see differences in people but people as a whole.

The following defines an immortal very well:

"Here's to all the crazy ones.
The misfits. The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes -
the ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules

and they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them
disagree with them,

quote them, disbelieve them,
glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing that you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things."

- Jack Kerouac

Gandhi

Jack Kerouac

Mortal: "Hey man, lets go trash that nerd!"
Immortal: "F@#k you..." *walks away

by Raysta01 July 25, 2009

Imma

A womans name.

My friend Imma lives in Manila and eats balut. Baliw si Imma!

by jSharkey April 3, 2009