Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

by Hog1 June 3, 2004

humammal

An animal or pet, I hook up with all the time. Should be a mammal like a cat or a hamster or dog.

abbreviation of "hu" (hook up) plus the word "mammal"

This cat is the only humammal I have.

Am I an human, only because I as a man hook up with my girl and should she not be my huwoman then? And the cat I hug is my humammal ?

by franz tea January 26, 2013

humangerosious

huge; bigger than biggest

That girl has a humangerosious booty.

by Dianira May 11, 2006

Human Dog marrige movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.

Support the human dog marrige movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 15, 2011

Human Handcuff

When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.

Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.

by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015

humane

A narcissistic term used to described humans' perceptions of themselves. Can be used Ironically.

Nothing says "humane leadership" like Stalin's iron regime.

by BlueT September 30, 2017

Human Fall Flat

A game of puzzles and parkour were you play as a partially ragdoll like character (usually with other people) and you bully your friends with it too and lose those friends to go with it

Harry - Lets play some Human Fall Flat
George - Okay
10 minutes later
Harry - I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID ASS HOE ASS BITCH
George - NO I'M GONNA GET A HITMAN OFF THE DARK WEB AND KILL MYSELF AHHHHH

by Duckyleg April 9, 2020