Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024
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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 05, 2022
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hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!
by Spacemonke June 26, 2021
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3 guys 1 hot pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom April 30, 2016
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Tokyo Hot Pocket

Man A ejaculates in Man B's anus, who then defecates into the vagina of Woman C, resulting in a pregnancy (combination of Tokyo Drift and an Alabama Hot Pocket)
I heard Monique is pregnant to Steve, after Stuart gave her a Tokyo Hot Pocket.
by Sick lil Puppy July 05, 2024
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Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 09, 2017
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urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.
Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket
by SK2316 January 27, 2021
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