Poosy hair

A females pubic hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"

by Tittyspanker47 February 2, 2017

hair gordans

cheap shoes that are made to resemble expensive shoes of a well known brand. ( a referance to air jordan)
They are usually characterized by a logo that is similar to but not exactly the same as an actual brand.

Yo, did you see alex's fresh new nikes, they cost $150" "no way man, those are just hair gordans

by getreal55 July 11, 2010

Gee hair

Mom slang for pubes.

"Girls, I have some really devastating news. Today I found a gray gee hair. It was long. I don't know how I didn't notice it until now."

by kangaroopajamas December 29, 2013

hair hickey

a rubber band that can be colorful but holds your hair up off your shoulders

have you seen my hair hickey?

by hibyegottablast August 5, 2016

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018

Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014

Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.

Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"

by Space Boobies April 22, 2010