Kitchen Hippie

A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.

A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
by DewayneEstes February 08, 2011
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Hippie concern

A concern that's important to you but is considered an irrelevant, fringe concern for your government
Saving the environment without going to #bareshelvesbiden and without killing the industrial revolution ( by banning ice cars), I think that's a hippie concern to the Biden and Trudeau governments.
by Sexydimma March 26, 2022
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hippie rape

When you shove weed in a woman's anus, then proceed to eat out her ass
My girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I hippie raped her
by I Have a Micropenis September 20, 2017
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GREEN HIPPIE

A DIE HEART 420MOBB FAN
EVERYONE KEEPS CALLING ME A GREEN HIPPIE BECAUSE ALL I LISTEN TO IS 420MOBB
by 420MOBB EMPIRE October 12, 2019
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SHITTY HIPPY

Shitty hippy: usually tree dwelling hippy types with dreadlocks, which remain unwashed for a lengthy period of time. Also known as 'shittus hippus'.
Get off my land/out of that tree 'You shitty hippy'!
by littledreadedpixi July 05, 2014
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Big Hippy

The semi-organized movement, political lobby, and propaganda machine that deliberately overstates the health benefits of illegal substances that just happen to also be of great recreational value.
I think it's great that research into the positive effects of THC on cataracts is going ahead, but I saw a pamphlet the other day that said smoking organic gluten-free marijuana will clear up ingrown toenails, stop your hair from turning gray, increase your IQ by 20% and make your farts smell like avocado. Sounds like another misinformation campaign by Big Hippy to me.
by MattYouKnowTwo June 26, 2018
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Hippie Taco

A Hairy, stanky, or downright repulsive muff so nasty, it'll make granny coochie look like Grade "A" meat.
Aye bruh, went home wit Tina from da club, and had to book it. She got that hippie taco. #nothanks
by TurdleBucket October 05, 2016
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