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Gutter Worms

After I jerked off my belly button was filled with gutter worms.
by dilybob123 October 20, 2017
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Gutter gremlin

the nastiest of the street whores, the gift that keeps giving as in std's ... A female who makes the blue waffle look tasty in comparison
Shannon is a nasty ass gutter gremlin. she fucked every man in the city in one session for pocket change
by Raven lunitic March 31, 2022
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Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023
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Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.
Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.
by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022
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Gutter Grind

When you are at the lowest point you have ever been post-relationship and start dating all the 1's, 2's and 3's.
"Man did you hear? Kevin's on a gutter grind after his girl left him!"
by Alulis_Faust May 12, 2021
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gutter barbie

Pretty woman who aims low in her verbal attacks against others
She is such a gutter barbie for talking about my mom.
by supatmorgan February 11, 2023
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Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.
Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday
by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024
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