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Groomersexual

A groomersexual is a type of skier for whom precisely carving a well-groomed piste is their raison d'etre. Skiers that exhibit the groomersexual orientation tend to be Europeans from the Alps (France, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria) who attended ski school from a young age and continued to receive skiing lessons well into early adulthood. While groomersexuals are phenomenal skiers on a well-groomed piste, their ability to ski powder, trees, steeps, sastrugi or other variable conditions, and off-piste/backcountry is all but completely absent.

In Europe the groomersexual lifestyle is an accepted, albeit largely unperceived, part of the ski culture. Outside of Europe the groomersexual stands out like a sore thumb. Skiing powder, steeps, trees, and off-piste are very popular in North America, particularly western North America. As a result, groomersexuals that move to North America often struggle adapting to the ski culture. In North America, groomersexuals are known for complaining about the lack of formal ski instruction received by American and Canadian skiers.
Skier 1: Dude! Summit is going to get 11” overnight. Tomorrow is going to be sick! I’ll be heading up super early if you, and any friends want to join.

Skier 2: Hell yeah! I’m down!

Skier 1: So just you? What about your new ski friend? That guy from Europe. Pierre?

Skier 2: I already asked him, and he said he was going to wait a few days for the post storm grooming.

Skier 1: Seriously?!?

Skier 2: Yup! Pierre is a groomersexual.
by Helluva Engineer March 3, 2024
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Groomee

Pronounced grew me
A groomee is a person, usually between the ages of 14 and 16 dating someone at least four years older than them, usually 18-20.
Sofia! you are 15 how are you dating an 18-year-old! You are such a groomee.
by Kaisse May 9, 2024
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Groomer

HE IS A GROOMER
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groomefish

A weird looking creature, pretending to be a female human. Generally from areas with low education (such as Scotland). Answers by the name of Laura, generally love cats and sucking penis.
Oh no, I saw that groomefish again today, sucking off a turtle.
by Unyanz January 30, 2025
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Groomership

A made up word meaning the word "grooming" but constant practice of it or making it a service around others
"The manipulation and pedophilia are all part of his groomership ideals."

"They're spreading this sort of groomership like if it was a sport."
by OchiSlug September 2, 2025
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Groomer Ivy

San Fransisco band who’s lead singer has grooming and abuse allegations. Alternatively known as “Luna Ivy”.
You’re going to Groomer Ivy? I hear their lead Lees is a weirdo.”
by Jdleon December 7, 2025
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Baby Groomer

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.
by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022
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