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Chinese Grand Prix 

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.
I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.
Chinese Grand Prix by Matt*ee September 19, 2009
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Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey. 

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.
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Grindbotting 

(v.) to grind and robot, simultaneously. Like the Tango, Grindbotting take two. One partner is grinding all up on the other, who is doing the robot.
Timmy: Dude I saw you grindbotting with that girl over there. You were pimpin' like C-3P0.

Ignacius: I got a roboner.

Timmy: Inappropriate.
Grindbotting by Liamailiam May 2, 2010

Ariana Grande ♡ 

Absolute beauty. Amazing acting skills, body and voice. She has acted in many films/tv series but her main roles are Cat Valentine and Chanel #2.

Piggy Smallz is the best, and Pete Davidson is amazing.

(Don't forget Toulouse)

Such an icon and Sweetener snatched all of our weaves.

Such a strong human being and is a role model to many. We love a queenand we don't know what we would do without her.

-we love you ariana
Person 1: Who is that celebrity there?

Person 2: Oh thats Ariana Grande ♡!

grand motherfucker 

When the regular motherfucker just doesn't cut it; a higher level of motherfucker.

Ariana Grande 

THE BEST PERSON EVER!!
Known for her most popular songs as “7 rings” “Thank u, next” “No tears left to cry” and more. She’s also in “Victorious” and “Sam & Cat”. Recently she and netflix made a movie called “Excuse me, I love you” and It’s available on netflix. While watching the movie you will look deeper into Arianas life and stuff about her.
Someone: do you like Ariana Grande?
Me: HELL YEAH I DO
Someone: okay I have never heard of her, gotta listen to her songs
Me: TRUST ME YOU WILL GET ADDICTED
Ariana Grande by Arianas rat February 8, 2021

Grandad Erector 

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.
"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."
Grandad Erector by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003