goon squad

Gang of hard pipe-hitting niggas that run shit in Ottawa, Illinois

The goon squad would smash the hittas any day of the week, sober or not.

by Goon Chief January 13, 2008

goon out

To become in the state of mind as a goon or thug and violently thrash someone or an environment

If Katie leaves again I swear Imma goon out.

by weechair May 19, 2016

goon

A term used to describe a person who studies chemical engineering.

Look at that goon Alex and his air-lift fermentor.

by ce2jrz May 8, 2005

goon

To ejaculate upon ones face, after a Blowjob, or a Bo Jangle.

Oh man, that Bo Jangle was great, I just gooned all over your face!

by Runean May 5, 2009

Goon

A goon is an absolute legend. Everyone loves a goon. He also fucks all the girls.

"I was with goon the other day it was mad"

"I can't get on any girls, goon can't stop shagging them"

by pussyslayer364 March 27, 2019

vegan goon squad

Any member of PETA,AFL,FARM or any other so-called vegan animal rights group who use fear or any type of strong-rm tatics to get their point across (see also vegan thugs).

PETA just sent thier vegan goon squad to protest the local KFC.

by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009

goon

some one who makes jokes that are disturbing and most despicable in the highest fashion. They are usually unintelligible by their irrevocable stupidity

random goon: "ever suck a dick you didn't like before?" me: "no, that dosen't make any sense." goon walks away to goonish friend. random goon: "hey this guy, i just asked him if he sucks dick and he was like I suck dick" goons walk away. me: "those guys are gay, GAY." buffoon lame-brain fathead

by straight as a nail. January 13, 2005