gomer

A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.

Screech on the show Saved By the Bell

by pornstarholly May 13, 2003

government

A stupid system invented by stupid people for stupid people run by stupid people voted into office by even stupider people.

Government is stupid, but a necessary evil to maintain civility and order.

by [e-mail] April 10, 2008

governator

a pun playing on the word "terminator". Refering to the actor (who played the terminator) Arnold who is now the govener of cali.

attack of the governator.

by Shoshana November 24, 2003

governator

The coolest dam mo-fo to hit the US political scene since Ronald Reagan.

Ahhnald....you rock dude.

by Streamwalker September 15, 2004

gomeril

A simpleton. Someone who could mistakingly tie their sandals together.

A liberal will most likely proove to be a gomeril.

by Mark Young September 18, 2008

government

a necessary evil

quite frankly we do not live in a world that can properly behave as a collective entity, that is just the reality self-inflicted from the root of our own chaos -- and government is only there to control it to its own demise..

by ViviPeter March 30, 2011

Gomer the Domer

Gomer the Domer is an expression used for a person that will perform oral sex and has the last name Gomez.

Angie Gomez is such a Gomer the Domer.

by dasrascist October 10, 2011