Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.

You’re such a goober bro

by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023

Goober

Another synonym of silly/playful

Person A: my girlfriend is such a goober

by Aloof67 June 30, 2023

Goober

actual cum slut that you love and want in your everyday life. A real bitch but you love that about her.

"You're such a goober babe!"

by Supa.Immature October 18, 2019

Goober

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That Dude Is Such a Goober

by Sojdndnnff February 28, 2024

goober

something moms say to their children referring to a penis but isn’t actually one.

Son: Mom what is this
Mom: Son that’s your goober

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

Goober

a goober is someone who has gay sex in ubers

Mike hunt is such a goober.

by Gucci goober October 31, 2019

Goober

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

by YRGkami January 22, 2021