Ass Goblin 

An ass goblin is a mythical creature that emerges from the anus (or ass). Evrey once in a while it emerges, and when it does it lets out a roaring fart which kills a lot of people. The ass goblin was once suspected of killing the dinosaurs.

Scientists suspected an ass goblin killed the dinsaurs

Ass Goblin by duck February 3, 2005

Knob Goblin 

1) A person who can take The Whole Ten Yards during fellatio.
2) The porn alter-ego of Spideman's nemesis.

Metrosexual usage: "She is a real Knob Goblin. She took The Whole Ten Yards and then some."

Rural usage: "Damn boy, whoooeee! That Knob Goblin sure smoked The Whole Ten Yards and good!"

Comic book usage: "Spidey sure didn't stand a chance against the Knob Goblin. His weapons are fierce!"

Knob Goblin by Charlie White October 13, 2004

Jew Goblin

A Jew goblin is a small magical creature much like a regular goblin, however this one is Jewish and happens to steal YOUR pot.
They are attracted by the smell of weed, the first puff is enough to bring one around. They prefer to hide just outside of your peripheral vision while they wait to steal your stash. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!

Dude, I cant find the pot...I think a Jew goblin must have gotten to it man.

Jew Goblin by Omnicide October 23, 2008

knob goblin 

someone that "gobbles the knob" in other words someone who gives blow jobs generally is a girl

Dude shelby is the best knob goblin i know!

knob goblin by shelbers34 January 21, 2009

gravy goblin

An extremely annoying and obese woman who will never hesitate to comment on the aroma of food within a 20 nautical mile radius. Also it is not uncommon for these creatures to become infatuated with angry corporate men and to fill water beds with gravy; hence the name.

Dan should never have carpooled with that gravy goblin: He tried to get out of talking during the drive by saying his air conditioner broke so he had no sleep the evening prior... This didn't work as she replied "you can stay at my place as long as you don't mind cats!"

gravy goblin by Roger Brubeck January 21, 2008

green light goblin 

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first

I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.

green light goblin by Überschwanz February 28, 2007

Goey Goblin 

This little known technique occurs when two men of homosexual orientation are lying together in bed. One ejaculates into his hand and rubs it on his erection. He then procedes to savagly penetrate his sleeping partner's unsuspecting anus with strong, malicious strokes.

Bob, in deep slumber, was rudely awoken by sharp pains in his quivering bunghole, and he realized that James had once again slipped him a Goey Goblin.

Goey Goblin by Erb September 25, 2005