Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 27, 2024
by Jewslayer762 December 16, 2020
When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time
by GloryTreeMan April 06, 2022
by The Megalodong March 31, 2020
by Wjfb September 12, 2021
today has been such a gloris day and i am very happy.
i hate sloppers and pigs i wish to live the gloris lifestyle from now on
i hate sloppers and pigs i wish to live the gloris lifestyle from now on
by ANDPeggy:) May 02, 2023
An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.
If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.
If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.
by Chandicake101 November 24, 2021