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FRESH OFF THE GREASE

You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.
Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.
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Batty Grease

The vile mixture of anal sweat, sperm and poo after sex in the bum bum, which is then used for lube or other activities and can be bottled and sold for cooking oil's
got any batty grease? i'm partched
Batty Grease by generalfoofoo July 12, 2010

cave grease 

cave gease is where some one is fingering there asshole, and when the ring piece gets really wet, that is called cave grease.
hey dad, i was fingering my asshole, and my ring piece was soaking wet, " no silly, that' s cave grease".
cave grease by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

beaver grease 

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.
The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.
beaver grease by yuba gold July 3, 2012

Swing Grease

Alcohol, when applied to an individual, for the purposes of swinging a golf club or similar instrument.
Yo, toss me a beer, I need some swing grease before we play the back nine.
Swing Grease by Bukbukbegak August 24, 2020

Apple Grease 

Something that's all just dumb and bad
Person 1: I'm really sorry, my mom just died and it's hitting me a lot harder than I expected... She and I kind of had a falling out when she remarried and allowed her new spouse to mistreat me and my sibling for so long, but now all I can think of is the fact that now we'll never have a chance to fix things. What if her dying thoughts were of her broken relationship with me? I had so many chances to reach out, and I almost did so many times, but it just never happened... I still stand by my anger at her, but part of me wonders if we couldve worked to resolve things. Part of me wonders if it's my fault we hadn't spoken in maybe a few years when she died, and not more than a few brief, blunt, cold words in maybe twelve years. And now Ill never be able to take that back, I'll never know what could've been. So yeah that's been really weighing on me, and if I'm quieter than usual that's probably why

Shadow the Hedgehog: Aw damn, that's total apple grease, I'm sorry

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.
I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.