Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

Glory Fuck

When a girl wants to fuck you while listening to epic rock and roll riffs from Metallica, hense making the sex look and feel glorious.

What a concert! Say, hows about a good old Glory Fuck?

by Spencer McjiggleJugs April 26, 2011

tribesman's glory

a glory hole through a grass hut

i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

Glory

Glory is the kind of person that is really sensitive. But loves her family and friends. She doesn't have many friends, but the ones she does have are like second sisters. Glory's are usually book worms. They usually have dirty brown/blonde hair, and blue eyes. She's stunning and loves God much! If you lose er shame on you. Love u lots Glory my bestiee

Ellie #bestie: isn't Glory so nice and sweet?
Rachel # bestie 2: as always!

by rmr09 August 26, 2022

Glory scratch

When stubble is felt on the other side of a glory hole.

"Dude! "I totally got a glory scratch from that truck stop last night."

by Brostadermus May 30, 2019

Glory

He's pretty, kind and intelligent. He knows his worth and his standards are high. He has a few friends but loves them all. He doesn't really talk about his problems because he doesn't want others to worry about him. One would be lucky to be his girlfriend because his love is very genuine, he will spoil the one he loves. He values time with God. Overall glory is one of a kind. Cherish him.
Ohh yeah that's Glory

Glory

by Leroy_jlo November 25, 2021

Chocolate Glory

When a dark skinned coloured boy uses his skin colour to make a joke/procure an achievement.

Customer: Hey man I think I have a smaller portion than everyone else
Waiter: no you dont
customer: did you give me a smaller portion cause I'm black?
waiter: no, have some more
customer: chocolate glory!

by headshouldersneesandtoes November 10, 2010