Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out

Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie

by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026

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Glockly

someone whos being really stupid or idiotic.

"This guy is so glockly yo."

"I agree, why is he being so glockly?"

by Skidds July 20, 2025

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Glocktober

Glocktober, when October didn’t have enough guns and shooting already.

Glocktober

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 7, 2025

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A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th September 28, 2025

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