Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 6, 2023

Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Fu yan

When someone is not interested in the conversation and just want to move to the next topic

Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me

by Mr. Chou December 10, 2019

Kung fu Dumpling

Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.

Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!

by Punky K January 21, 2024

fu f ef fishy

an alternative for the word fuck, usually used when someone is scared. you use this when you can't say the word fuck because there are people around you, so when the letter slips out of your tongue, you cover it up with the phrase fu f ef fishy. this phrase originated from chittaphon leechaiyaporkul, also known as the best dancer in kpop.

"omg i am so scared! fu- fu f ef fishy, aaahhh mr fish!" says ten on wayv's dream plan

by sexiest fish you will ever see January 20, 2021

kung fu fighting

A song that is made by karate

Eric:what is karate

Ret:Kung fu fighting

by Kaka so June 2, 2022

FU

Fake , Phony or Green Af .

Sick An Tired Of These FU N@&$?

by Don Juan x SkippaHoeDamo January 6, 2019