freedom of slavery

when your taking a shit, bring the knife into the bathroom and cut your asshole up like a piecrust so it leaves slits and it bleeds in excruciating pain.

yeah Johnny Appleseed loved the freedom of slavery for the reasons of the color of blood was the same as the color of apples.

by Todd January 15, 2005

freedom pass

A pass issued by Colonial Williamsburg that allows the bearer free admission for the year. The freedom pass is sometimes mistaken for passport by Patrick-esque individuals.

Mom, I forgot my freedom pass!

by ice grilled cheese January 3, 2005

freedom biscuit

croissant

We're boycotting France so, so I call a croissant a freedom biscuit.

freedom biscuit freedom biscuit

by lord Vittles VI September 27, 2008

Freedom wall

The great firewall of America.

I tried to get on the internet, but the freedom wall redirected me to amernet instead.

by Bubbasaurus December 3, 2010

degrees of freedom

-the measurement of temperature in America.

1: Dude, it’s so hot out here. What’s the temperature?

2: I think the weatherman said it was 74 degrees of freedom.

1. Damn, that’s revolutionary.

by SL3ND3RBR1N3 May 30, 2018

Freedom Boner

1. The erection you get when you free your penis from your tight underwear.

Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?

Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner

by antillianboy August 5, 2010

Financial Freedom

The act of removing your swimsuit in a public swim area.

Q: Why are your swim shorts around your arm?
A: Because I am enjoying financial freedom.

by Rear Watcher September 7, 2011