felch

told to us many aeons ago by those that were black and giggling. the word felch can have 1 or 2 meanings. the first being the verb "to felch" as in he felches you felch or we felch, meaning to completely turd burgle some poor unsuspecting pleb into ravaged and baggy conditions. the second meaning, is often proclaimed thus "u felcher" as a common insult much the same as "haha jew" or "wanker" would be utilised by some cunning linguist. to conclude felch is an integral part of our british culture and language, yet it should not be touched upon lightly.

"felcheeeer feeEeelcher, dadedada felcherrr"
"haha u felched madam pomfrey last night" or
"dude did i felch madam pomfrey again last night?"

by demonic chronic ghvghcfgt August 2, 2006

Felch

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

by char May 18, 2004

Fetch

Another word for 'grab'. It's derived from 'fetch', the game you play with your dog. Usually used by Brits.

1) Very well, go and fetch your items then. I'll be waiting here.

2) Stop bollocking around, fetch my my tea you cunt!

by Viper23rd August 28, 2008

fetchbetchhh

a fe/male who is outstanding....s/he is tres stylish and owns AMAZING dolce and gabbana sunglasses, stides for clothing perfection and has super cool friends....also s/he must have at least one animal names after a superior rolemodel....(ex. Dolce, Gabbana, or Coco)

taylor is such a fetchbetchhh because i said so!

by paige c June 25, 2007

Be Fetchin'

A term used to say goodbye and keep cool.

(one friend to another) "see ya later", "yeah man, Be Fetchin!"

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

felch

Verb: to mess up/destroy

You felched my car man!!!

by andy mae January 15, 2004

fetch

Ah-mazingly cool, and sexy on many levels. The highest compliment you can get.

"Allie, you are so fetch ."
"I know right ?"

by celia + allie December 10, 2008