Fartstick

An expression of frustration.

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.

by BobK May 10, 2008

fartsydoodle

a tiny, little fart that can often be described as a "toot"

Due to Ben's Chron's disease, when he farts, its usually not a fartsydoodle.

by John from UA April 20, 2008

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

smelling farts

A person who feels better than others, and lets you know it by making sticking their nose in the air.

Did you see that lady look at us? She's smelling farts.

by aimlesie January 20, 2006

disco farts

A type of gas caused by consuming too much cocaine.

I had some disco fries and took a disco nap before I went to the disco and did a lot of blow, and then I had a bad case of the disco farts.

by whitneyarner May 1, 2010

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

50 facts about women

"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2

1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
-50 facts about women
2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
-50 facts about women

by The Dragon Slayer October 5, 2005