gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.

"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

by heymynameisdaddy March 29, 2010

faggoth metal

a supposed black metal/metal band that actaully are media whores, and love to have their picture taken wherever they go.

Cradle Of Filth, dimmu borgir is kinda up there to but not as bad as Cradle Of Filth

by Nick January 29, 2005

Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017

faggotize

To turn something gay either through rallying or through the courts.

The courts would faggotize every Californian citizen if they had the chance.

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

faggot gatherer

someone who gathers faggots, or wood. also used to refer to asshole bikers.

those turds on those harleys over there are such faggot gatherers.

by Mark0889 November 6, 2009

Faggotitiss

When a Russian decides to ditch his boys to hang out with random bitches he gets with. His life depends on that girl, even if her vagina stinks.

A little boy gets with a girl one night, and expects to marry her the next day. This little boy has a disease called faggotitiss.

by jdans September 8, 2007

faggotia

Faggotia is a form of bacteria in which only faggots will get.
The symptoms include missing quizzes and being late to the class on Tuesdays even though he/she sleeps at 10 pm on Monday night.

James probably has faggotia since he is always late on Tuesday classes.

by SmartPeople November 26, 2013