"Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."
by Agrijag December 6, 2011
Get the French Standoffmug. A sex act involving a male and two females.
A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.
Derivative of the wheelbarrow.
A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.
Derivative of the wheelbarrow.
by stupocalypto October 23, 2011
Get the French Lawnmowermug. me :OMG OLIVIA HE'S WEARING BLACK JEANS AGAIN
olivia: Yeah he wears black jeans all the time
me: OMG FRENCH BOOTYYYYYY
olivia: Yeah he wears black jeans all the time
me: OMG FRENCH BOOTYYYYYY
by femplified July 20, 2008
Get the french bootymug. A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.
I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.
Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?
Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.
Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?
Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.
by Narcosis May 4, 2008
Get the french weekendmug. An act of oral sex where the giver felate’s the first 1/4 inch of the recipient’s penis whilst simultaneously using their thumb and index finger to manually stimulate up to one inch of said penis.
When this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the "French Sailor"
When this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the "French Sailor"
My girlfriend gave me a French Cigarette last night. It was AWESOME!
Some chick smoked my French Cigarette clear down to the filter.
She's a pack-a-day French Cigarette smoker. i.e. she's a slut
Some chick smoked my French Cigarette clear down to the filter.
She's a pack-a-day French Cigarette smoker. i.e. she's a slut
by frenchfan April 7, 2010
Get the French Cigarettemug. When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.
"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
by itothean511 January 27, 2011
Get the French Barbershopmug. Jim only gets a French Twist from his wife on his birthday.
I had the runs so bad, I was surprised Gertrude wanted to give me a French Twist.
I had the runs so bad, I was surprised Gertrude wanted to give me a French Twist.
by Dickie Roberts, child star November 24, 2013
Get the french twistmug.