fidgetiness

The inability to be still while in an uncomfortable situation.

She showed some serious signs of fidgetiness while on her first date with a really awesome guy

by The awesome date guy June 14, 2017

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fiddle the fishstick

the act o beating one's meat

"I can't wait till I get home so I can (fiddle the fishstick)"

by thorton the wicked August 19, 2017

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fidget spinner

A toy used by people that you can spin on one finger. Nothing more, nothing less. I can't understand the hate around them.

Person 1: "Bro, check out this new meme about fidget spinners! They're dumb, aren't they?"

Person 2: "Explain how."

Person 1: "Well... They're used by autistic kids, so that makes them dumb."

Person 2: "You'll have to be more specific than that."

by Mr Kaltron September 4, 2017

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Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

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