eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

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Black Eskimo

An African American who specializes in slanging cocaine.

Who’s got the number for the black eskimo around here? I need that white girl ASAP!

by ItsWhoo July 16, 2018

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Eskimo Boop

When you bump noses with your partner, it may seem like you two are giving each other a kiss, but this action is a form of greeting. Whether you boop noses with one another, body language is one of the main ways you can communicate with the beings around you.

Leo and Sandra give each other a Eskimo boop

by Floorboard2 August 19, 2022

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columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

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Eskimo Fuck

Similar to an Eskimo kiss. When two people who know each other have slept with the same person it is said they have Eskimo Fucked. Fucking by proxy.

Pete: "Oh no dude, you slept with Amber?"

Jordan: "Yeah, how did you not know that? You slept with her too?"

Pete: "Yeah dude. We totally Eskimo fucked."

Jordan: "You know I'm not into dudes, but there's literally no one I'd rather Eskimo fuck. Glad it was you dude."

by Hotnurse2001 February 10, 2018

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