When a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint glass and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day.
by Toxic-Temptation October 21, 2011
Get the Essex Icecube mug.Not to be confused with writing a essay! This is what Cholos (Aka Mexicans) call their homies when chilling on the corner, pants hanging on for dear life, with a gaudy belt usually blue or the Mexican flag. Or when a Cholo is about to shank,shoot,or let his rabid dog out to tear your ass up.
Example 1: Ayo Essay have you seen Julio he owes me some money that's way past due!
Example 2: Ayo Essay! I know you better back up off my girl before I have to let Chico come out here and chew your @$$ up! I'm not kidding Essay I got twenty Cholos just waiting for some $hit to pop off!
Lmaooooo.
Example 2: Ayo Essay! I know you better back up off my girl before I have to let Chico come out here and chew your @$$ up! I'm not kidding Essay I got twenty Cholos just waiting for some $hit to pop off!
Lmaooooo.
by brokeback_ August 16, 2012
Get the Essay mug.adj: Describing something vital, or as worthy as a Queen in chess; Positive, important description.
This word became widely used in the early 2000's and now is quite popular in the North East of USA.
This word became widely used in the early 2000's and now is quite popular in the North East of USA.
Tyler: Is it important to use a tennis racket in tennis?
Deane-K: Of course, it is queen essential to have a racket.
Deane-K: Of course, it is queen essential to have a racket.
by Tyler DK April 27, 2008
Get the Queen Essential mug.Genarally considered to be a low life slapper.The sort of girl who,s up for it any time with anyone, up against the wall behind the pub in any sort of weather. The sort of dirty tart who would suck a tramps dick if she had,nt been lucky enough to score. They tend to have common names such a Nicky, Sharon, Crystal, and such. In other countries such as America they would attract descriptions such as Ghetto Hoe or Phat Booty, or Crack Hoe.
These types dont always seem to come from essex though and ive met a few in my time form places like Bury St Edmund and other "nice" places.It more of an attitude than a place of origin that tells one she,s an "essex" girl.The one i knew once would shagg anyone, even shagged in public on a bar floor when on a drunken ski holiday. They all seem to have have a few things in common though such as low esteem and an obsession with sex, porn movies and jizz slurping.
by Slapper girl May 30, 2007
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from mclaughlin ave all the way to white rd...after that is's east hills or east vally and before mac block it's downtown..
from mclaughlin ave all the way to white rd...after that is's east hills or east vally and before mac block it's downtown..
aye wuss up i heard big lion heaed down to the east side cause he lives there.
yes but i like campbell better cause the air is cleaner no am'a boss i like go to del mar and am wssj dbs.. (ESSJ EAST SIDE SAN JOSE)
yes but i like campbell better cause the air is cleaner no am'a boss i like go to del mar and am wssj dbs.. (ESSJ EAST SIDE SAN JOSE)
by HUSTLER408 February 18, 2009
Get the essj mug.When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
Get the chinese essay mug.Essie is the Definition of Hardstuck in Elo Hell. Like Tobias Fate, Gross Gore, Red Mercy, Gbay99 ( League of Legends Streamers ).
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