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A dude who is gangley and hangs around big lakes under sewage pipes, he likes to hunt geese and ducks and collects their beaks and wears them as a necklace,

he also collects hubcaps from cars and plays music to attract mates. his mating call consists of a loud scream shouting "HELP ME"

walks like gollum from lord of the rings.
That dude we saw at the lake today totaly was a rectumsmell pimplesack
by Toxic-temptation November 18, 2012

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When a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint glass and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day.
My girlfriend knocked me out and gave an essex icecube
by Toxic-Temptation May 29, 2011

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