spaghetti dinner

Synonym for the painful feeling around your rectum that occurs from having swamp ass for long pieriods of time. Presumed to be caused by the moistening of the rectal area and the subsequent softening of the skin caused by moistening. The hair around the rectum acts as fine grit sand paper and eats away the skin little by little giving one the feeling that he is hopelessly being fucked in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. In severe cases this can lead to bleeding in the area resembling spaghetti sauce. The most common medicine is a pair of compression shorts.

me- Brandon why weren't you at football practice today?
Brandon- I wore a jock strap instead of my compressions and it feels like someone fucked me in the ass with a pack of raw spaghetti. SEVERE spaghetti dinner.

by speargun March 25, 2010

Diner Cake

A person who is extremely attractive on the outside but crummy and ugly on the inside.

"I was at a party the other night and I ran into your ex boyfriend, what a diner cake!"

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

dinker rod

This is a definition from two origins. One is dinker, aka the penis and the second is a spoof from Lady Gaga's disco stick. The rod symbolizing an erect penis.

I tried out his dinker rod last night.

by Hottdamn123 December 10, 2009

dinnering

The gathering of a group of animals to dine together and enjoyment of company. Generally used with loud animals and animals that might not otherwise enjoy each others company unless for food or the benefit of the group as a whole.

Are we dinnering tomorrow?
He/she/they/it enjoyed dinnering last night

by Zoobeegee January 13, 2011

Dinnerd

An immature way to replace any expletive word with a word that no one will know or hear of.

Wow! You are such a dinnerd!

by Killa Kahle August 3, 2011

danter

when one spews utterly shit banter

Big J: sherif you're so moist
Louis: that's such danter big j

by bigj96 February 17, 2015

Deintercourse

What a cop tells you to do when he catches you have sex in a car.

Cop: (Taps window with flashlight) hey you two you better deintercourse.

Me: oh shit Becky cops are here

Becky: Damn, I’m not about that life

Me: alright I am going to deintercourse now.

by The deintercourser May 10, 2019