dildo-legged

the state of being inebriated to such excess that ones legs become rubbery and unable to function

Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time...

by DJ_Murdock May 31, 2011

Dallor

The most extreme and offensive expletive in the English language.

"Man, Adolph Hitler sure was a dallor."
"Dude, language. I mean, we all wish he'd been brutally murdered in front of his parents as an infant, but have some decency."

by Amyxandrite March 10, 2017

Crusty Dildo

A dildo that has dried up pussy juice all over it from recent use. Banana Crust

- That one chick that just moved in is gross as fuck. She left a nasty crusty dildo on her bed this afternoon.
-How did u find out
-no "pornographical" reason... ;)
- (:o

by jimdjfgpodsahgn fdiosnagfjkhs August 29, 2012

alabama dildo

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.

Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.

by The man of the hour October 22, 2013

purple dildo

if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with

Hey, lets go beat the shit out of some bitch with this purple dildo.

by missourimaniac May 13, 2005

Dillonism

A religion originating in the year 2006 cheifly to worship Chuck Norris' ass kicking. Founders include Adam, Dillon, and Andrew.

I am a member of the faith of Dillonism

by Adam Compton May 26, 2006

13 inch double headed dildo

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off

omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth

by NGR LVR September 26, 2014