retard diarrhea

After a verry long time period of having retard constipation you explode and say/do retarded things uncontrollably.

That class was so long, I had to sit there quietly afterwords I got really bad retard diarrhea .

by NatalieWine August 4, 2007

explosive diarrhea

when u shit so hard u ripp your ass hole

by bob May 1, 2003

super diarrhea

Worse than diarrhea, but considerably more desirable that Satanic diarrhea. Usually caused by eating too much pie while fapping nonstop to furfag or Emo porn for 3 days straight.

what's that smell??? OH well, never mind...fap fap fap...oh no...super diarrhea!...oh well...fap fap fap...

by Kronen V May 6, 2010

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma October 5, 2020

explosive diarrhea

when my ass tears a hole in the space time continium

i was sitting there, playing halo, with kevin, like i do all the time, even in my dreams, we were fighting these elites, and i was like orgasming from the intense combination of pleasure halo and kevin give me, my name is steve, oh and my ass exploded one time with diarrhea

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A brown soupy dessert enjoyed by the Pygmy tribe of Southern Africa. Made from cattle feces after the cattle are fed mountains of prunes, pinto beans and chocolated exlax.

The Pygmies sat down to a delicious dessert of warm explosive diarrhea.

by Rap January 22, 2004

explosive diarrhea

n.
Excessive evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress. Frequently occurs after consuming large quantities of semen.

Casey Merril destroyed 7 toilets one day after his explosive diarrhea came to town.

by Not Casey Merril May 6, 2003