Derek Miles

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.

Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?

Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large

by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021

derek'ed

(verb)
The act of rejecting someone who likes you, such as your simp.

e.g:

Kud: Did you hear the rumors about Kay getting derek'ed by Sofia the other day?! Couldn't be me-

by dummy <3 January 31, 2021

Derek

The most curly haired aquarious you will ever see

O my god is that a Derek
Yea, his head is messy

by Ximagine February 1, 2021

derek

woohoo new songs learned on harp lets gooooo

Ania: Knock knock
Derek: *harp playing* BLACK HOLE SUN
Ania: ok.

by blackholesun12345 March 1, 2021

derek special

Own goaling in Rocket League

The game was going great until the Derek Special

by Unborn5916 March 17, 2021

Deprekion

Just. Depression. But better.

Girl 1: Jeez...I feel so depressed
Girl 2: You mean Deprekion

Girl 1: Deprekion
Girl 2: Deprekion
Girl 3: Deprekion

by - The Villianous discord serve May 5, 2021

Derekdarkwolf

A skinny little man with goblin claws. Obsesses over furry porn and chicks with sticks.

“You remember that weird weeaboo from the comic book store?”
“Yeah, that derekdarkwolf guy?”
“Yeah man, he’s got some crazy shit on his search history”

by Nutcollector1234 June 13, 2021