dead man fucking

When you do something to your girl (like cheat on her) and you have to get one last fuck with her before she finds out and kicks you out.
Reference to: dead man walking, the name given to prisoners on death row right before they are executed

Oh man, I fucked up... I better start dead man fucking before Shelly finds out...

by BlaineRick March 28, 2015

dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Dead Rose

Adjective used in describing ones disposition.

Chaotic thoughts, a raging storm of emotions but seemingly professional in approach.

That man a stone cold dead rose.

by deadrøse April 22, 2018

drawing dead

a term used in poker when a player has no outs left.
no possibilities to win the pot.

you: AK
other guy: 45

flop: AAA

turn: doesnt matter, other guy cant win
river: doesnt matter, other guy cant win

this guy is raising while he's drawing dead.

by Mazecraft November 10, 2008

Jimbo "the dead fuck"

a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol

"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!

by yo yo to the ho ho May 11, 2009

Deadass

"Deadass" is a word primarily used by teens, or New Yorkers who have a Timberland obsession, and usually spend their time in Brooklyn or the Bronx, this word means "seriously" or "for real" to any other American.

Angry Yankees fan 1-"I just got my new timbs dirty"
Angry Yankees fan 2-"Deadass?"
Angry Yankees fan 1-"Deadass B"

by Noob_scoop69 January 14, 2017

Dead Body

A steaming corpse just waiting to rot

"Oh, your just going to THROW me away!"
-Dead body of guy in dumpster

by Kurt April 30, 2004