D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)

More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.

Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose.

by Moe_to_the_ June 5, 2018

Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

by Cat666 August 8, 2008

dessipoint

Used to describe something being an abysmal failure or disgrace to humanity. The ultimate letdown. A great word to use when "disappointed" just isn't enough.

Lorii: OMGGGG I failed my econ midterm QQ
Moose: LQL, you've really dessipointed me.

Lorii: OMGGGG I haven't watched the new pokemon episode yet
Moose: LQL, what a dessipointment.

by moose878 August 12, 2011

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

dresden fire bomb

This sexual act involves wearing two condoms with a later of deep heat between the two.

Begin with vaginal intercourse (doggy position) and right before ejaculation rip the first condom off exposing the deep heat and dive bomb into the ass creating an explosive reaction

Sam asked "why are you standing like that Eve ?"

Eve replies " Jeff the fag gave me a Dresden fire bomb last night".

Sam replies "so jelly"

by Pitsistheshit July 9, 2014

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015

dessert before dinner

The process of getting your dessert before your dinner.

Dessert before dinner?

by Cap.Obvious January 3, 2016