A: How's the quarantine going?
B: Eh, you know, work from home, play some Fortnite, giving dobby a sock. The usual.
B: Eh, you know, work from home, play some Fortnite, giving dobby a sock. The usual.
by verdinity May 28, 2020
Get the Giving dobby a sock mug.Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022
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Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree
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2. An ugly Canadian who wears too much base.
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2. An ugly Canadian who wears too much base.
3. Chain-smoking, slow-thinking, typo-prone druggie.
4. Large breasted doosh bag.
See Synonyms at crackwhore, sloth and canadian
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