donkalope

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.

A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.

by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013

Donkey Brains

Something the children in Frank Reynolds neighborhood would call him after he was released from the "nitwit farm".

Because of this, young Frankie requested his mother take them back to the facility so the medical staff could exonerate him, via certificate, of having "donkey brains" in hopes the children would stop teasing him.

Driving while holding a bowl of cereal is "donkey brained".
Even being at a complete stop before taking a bite, still proves one to have "donkey brains".

by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022

tinker-donkey

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.

The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.

by nick4279 March 12, 2008

Uni-Donkey

If a unicorn fucked a donkey with its penis and it’s horn creating its offspring the Uni-Donkey

I breed a Unicorn and a Donkey creating a new mystical beast the Uni-Donkey

by DeltaWasNotHere August 3, 2018

Dominican Donkey Dick

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.

I want some Dominican Donkey Dick

by White American Girl August 4, 2022

Donkey BBQ

Ass chewing.

My boss was not happy with my work and brought me in his office for a donkey bbq.

by jupiterdrops June 8, 2011

open donkey

An act of exhibitionism whereby a female, naked from at least the waist down and with her back to the intended audience, exposes herself by placing her hands on the floor and kicking both legs up, out, and wide, as if she were a donkey

Damn, this stripper's a pretty good dancer...I wonder if she'll treat us to an open donkey.

by J.J Kool J. August 4, 2010