con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.

Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

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Dom

A type of polish egg pronounced D-umb

Damm I could go for a Dom right a bought now

by Yours truly JOE January 4, 2021

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Dom wit the 12

"Dom wit the 12" is another way of saying a cannabis dealer is about to deliver 12 grams of high quality weed to your house

Person #1: are you telling me we ain't gettin that dom wit the 12?
Person #2: no, I think we just lost our 100 bucks.
Person #1: bummer.

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021

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princey dom

A man seen with potential but needs help making the first move

Your new man is such a princey dom

by dakommie January 8, 2025

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Stunted-Dom

A male that is shorter than the female or other male in the relationship, but is still the dominant partner

Guy 1: Why is that girl so shy with her boyfriend? He's shorter than her.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's the dominant in the relationship
Guy 1: Oh, so he's a Stunted-Dom?

by Katniss_D November 2, 2020

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