Too be fucked up beyond yo comprehension. ie smokin dope on tha cell phone, sellin dope straight off tha iphone, drinkin hella liqua like ace of spades. And to be swagged out 24/7 and doin work in intramural sports.
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"Aaron Edwards is probably the most rodeo davised dude out there."
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Dr. David "Davey" Spahr IV, born in East Gebumfuck Africa in 1915 while his father served an active tour of duty in the U.S. Marines. Dr. Spahr earned physics doctorates from Harvard, Yale and Princeton when he was only 4 months old by taking online college classes in his mothers womb via a computer and wireless modem he had constructed from a quarter, which his mother had accidentally swallowed when she was a child. He was nominated for his first Nobel prize at the age of seven, but turned it down saying "The world just isn't ready for a cure for cancer". As brilliant as he his, Spahr suffers from
several neurological disorders including
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), evident when he looks out the window at random points during his lectures at his Baldwin High School teaching post. His expectations for his pupils are exceedingly high, alotting only seconds for pop quizes and assigning labs described as such: "Here is a Q-Tip. Compute my favorite flavor of Ice Cream". Spahr feels a strong sense of rejection from his childhood because of the denial from his true love, genericly named "Betty Sue". He constantly looks for closure and often talks of his father at very random and inopportune points during the day, such as this, while he was explaining the physics concept of Torque: "My father once told me (Chuckling), 'Davey!
If you don't eat your vegetables, I'll beat you with a rubber hose!'". Of course, this only adds to the confusion of his already befuddled students. His
work for the government during the Cold War in constructing a Contractual Knanker Valve Defibulatory Radi-Mechanical Wombat, or Complicated Piece of Shit for short, has David Spahr constantly checking out the window of his class to see if the government sends a hovercraft to whisk him off to his next assignment. His intelligence and humor have earned him big name friends such as Giesler, Karl. Spahr, underneath his tough shell, connects with the students on a deep level, such as when he asked "Are you guys looking
at porn back there? Lemme see!".
Fun Fact: Spahr solved Eintein's Theory of Relativity when he was an infant.
Dr. David "Davey" Spahr IV, born in East Gebumfuck Africa in 1915 while his father served an active tour of duty in the U.S. Marines. Dr. Spahr earned physics doctorates from Harvard, Yale and Princeton when he was only 4 months old by taking online college classes in his mothers womb via a computer and wireless modem he had constructed from a quarter, which his mother had accidentally swallowed when she was a child. He was nominated for his first Nobel prize at the age of seven, but turned it down saying "The world just isn't ready for a cure for cancer". As brilliant as he his, Spahr suffers from
several neurological disorders including
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder), evident when he looks out the window at random points during his lectures at his Baldwin High School teaching post. His expectations for his pupils are exceedingly high, alotting only seconds for pop quizes and assigning labs described as such: "Here is a Q-Tip. Compute my favorite flavor of Ice Cream". Spahr feels a strong sense of rejection from his childhood because of the denial from his true love, genericly named "Betty Sue". He constantly looks for closure and often talks of his father at very random and inopportune points during the day, such as this, while he was explaining the physics concept of Torque: "My father once told me (Chuckling), 'Davey!
If you don't eat your vegetables, I'll beat you with a rubber hose!'". Of course, this only adds to the confusion of his already befuddled students. His
work for the government during the Cold War in constructing a Contractual Knanker Valve Defibulatory Radi-Mechanical Wombat, or Complicated Piece of Shit for short, has David Spahr constantly checking out the window of his class to see if the government sends a hovercraft to whisk him off to his next assignment. His intelligence and humor have earned him big name friends such as Giesler, Karl. Spahr, underneath his tough shell, connects with the students on a deep level, such as when he asked "Are you guys looking
at porn back there? Lemme see!".
Fun Fact: Spahr solved Eintein's Theory of Relativity when he was an infant.
(n.)
Mr. Spahr is insanely smart.
I doubt I'll pass Spahr's class.
(adj.) - interchange with "Smart"
You are really Spahr!
He's so Spahr!
You got an "A"? You're so Spahr!
Mr. Spahr is insanely smart.
I doubt I'll pass Spahr's class.
(adj.) - interchange with "Smart"
You are really Spahr!
He's so Spahr!
You got an "A"? You're so Spahr!
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Jonathan Davis is the lead singer of the popular Nu-Metal group KoRn. He was born and raised in Bakersfield, California where he lived with his Dad and step-mother. When Davis was young he would often sit around in his fathers music store and learn to play random instruments, one of which is the bagpipes which Davis plays in many KoRn songs. Davis began singing for the local band Sexart, before KoRn guitarists Munky and Head saw him preform in a bar and asked him to join. Jonathan Davis has been the victim of a terrible childhood, he has suffered through atrocities such as sexual molestation, family abuse, and extreme cases of bullying, he uses all of these expierences as inspirations to write songs, which makes his song lyrics very dark, violent, and emotional. Davis' singing style can not be described through words, he has a wonderfully unique voice, and he also has the ability to scream/scat/shoat; a song in which you can hear his singing talent would be "Did My Time" off the album "Take A Look In The Mirror". In 2006 Davis was diagnosed with a rare blod disease, but was released with a clean bill of health, and now takes medication to regulate his problem.
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Get the Dave mug.A so-called "marine" from Hawaii who threw an innocent puppy off a cliff and video taped it while serving in Iraq. The video has been questioned on its authenticity. Real or fake, possessing the idea to even fake such a stunt is sick and disturbing.
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