curious stranger

An act performed by a sexually curious male that involves the use of a topical numbing agent. The curious subject beats his meat until it has become engorged with blood and is hard and stiff as a board. The subject then applies a generous amount of topical numbing agent to their engorged penis. Once the numbing agent has taken full effect, the subject proceeds to feel, fondle, and beat that numb dick until climax! The sensation that is felt by the subject is that equivalent to jerking off another man’s dick to completion. Ideally this would be the “try it first” part of entering into a homosexual or bisexual lifestyle as there is no risk of disease or commitment.

Wow bro, I am defiantly gay! Last night’s curious stranger was awesome, I really liked the feel of that fatty in my hand and being able to control the the nut!

by Wett noodle August 31, 2022

gammon curtains

fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia

gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

pocket curling

similar to pocket hockey but with reference to the nipple and therefore mostly for women. inadvertent or intentional touching of the nipples, resembling the rubbing motion in the sport curling.

as I was taking my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found myself playing pocket curling and enjoying it.

she spends 15 minutes buttoning up her shirt every day because she's busy playing pocket curling in the process.

by half-pants March 13, 2009

Defense Curl

When you curl into a ball to avoid horrible trauma.

Brandon used Defense Curl when Jimmy was a faygoat

by Lysithix September 19, 2009

Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.

“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019

Cum Curd

Cheese curds made of cum

Man, those where some good cum curds

by Madchrisy April 2, 2020