Chimple

A stubborn and swollen chin/jaw line pimple.

Dang, that chimple looks narly! You need some on benzoyl peroxide!

by Hellokittyluva June 30, 2021

Chimp

An individual who exhibits both "Chad" and "Simp" behavior

Guy 1: Remember when Brian donating half his lottery winnings to charity?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him

Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp

by Denzel's Left Asscheek July 7, 2021

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

Climp

Someone who is a clown and a simp also known as Nigel Berbrooke

Daphne: What are you doing?
Nigel: You'll soon find out.
(The Duke sees this and runs towards them)
Daphne: Stop it! Let go of me! (punches him in the face)

(The Duke stops in surprise)

Daphne: Your Grace... I had no intention--
The Duke: Of knocking the climp flat out?

by Space Jesuse October 20, 2021

Chimpmeister

Noun. A person who shorts the bag and/or weighs the bag and the twisty tie. Aka shyster

Drugsy shorted my bag again. He’s such a chimpmeister

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Chimp

Chimp, short for chimpanzee.

chimpanzee: *bumps into dude*
dude: hey get out of my way chimp!
chimpanzee: don't call me chimp!
dude: but you are a chimp.
chimpanzee: oh.

by nhbbue445 November 4, 2021

Chimp

Something that seems to be short due to inattentiveness, laziness, thievery or filching.

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.

by Lildval September 23, 2021