Coach Ryan

Typically a basketball coach. Used to play back in the days but was never really good at the game. Excelled in defense on men and can’t shoot (hits tops of backboards). Not really that good of a coach but is remembered for being homosexual.

Yo is that coach Ryan?

by Natedog892 November 17, 2019

coach purse

where the good shit at

where the fuck the coach purse at i needa buzz

by litbitch100 October 18, 2019

cogchamp

a term used by steampunk fans to express joy

Phil: I found this pack of gears for $1.00 at the store!
Rena:Cogchamp!

by Toxoant January 22, 2021

Text Coach

A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.

it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach

by swollmaster July 19, 2011

softball coach

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

by Nickster84 May 6, 2018

keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

by Ronsta January 30, 2021

Cocharan

A homosexual form of a human being, often having a large amount of feces on the face, or acne to those who are more familiar with the term. A Cocharan has no friends and is generally shunned by many normal human beings.

Tiffany did you see that Cocharan?
Yeah thats why we're leaving.

by That One Other Guy Right There August 24, 2008