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sponsored content

Snonym for advertisement or click-bait. Also called "promoted content", to trick the people who *finally* figured out sponsored content also means "bullshit follows".

It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.

Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
1) Never click on sponsored content; it can summon the devil, or something even more evil from Taboola!

2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
by therealmookmerkin April 11, 2019
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promoted content

Another euphemism for "sponsored content" which itself is a euphemism for clickbait advertising for morons.
They're starting to label clickbait scams with "promoted contented" instead of "sponsored content". Whatevrer. You have to be a moron to click that shit.
by therealmookmerkin April 12, 2019
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Dirty Colter

The act of taking a bong rip off a girls back while blowing her back out
“Yeah she asked if I wanted to get fucked up so I gave her the old Dirty Colter”
by C0mmanderC0dy77 April 9, 2020
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Educational Content

People hate them in school and even avoid them, but on the internet sometimes they become memes and are mostly loved.
Some guy: hey are you watching educational content?
The other guy: Veritasium and Vsauce.
That guy asking it: ok
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Adult Contemporary

A type of radio music, also known as AC, is a genre that isolates complexity. There is a subgenre of pop music that is called teen pop, including artists such as Little Mix, Ariana Grande, One Direction, Selena Gomez, etc. Adult Contemporary would completely avoid Teen Pop sounds and more focus on being alternative, complex and independent, the style would focus on sounding like soul, disco, r&b, funk, electronic, hard rock and pop from between the 60s and the 90s.
Adult Contemporary is common in old school radios.
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 25, 2021
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Winter coated it

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.
Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.
by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022
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Anti-Content

When new players come into a game and complain enough so the dev change the game and make it no longer fun.
Person 1: Vibing in game
New Players: Play*, Complain
Person 1: Dies inside and no longer wants to play due to anti-content
by TallestYagebu December 15, 2022
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