down colossal

worse than down bad, in the trenches

Our standards are in the core of earth. We’re down colossal

by lexiandannie October 7, 2022

Read Colossians

To go poop. Colossians is the shortest book in the Bible and can be read in 3-5 min—while going #2.

After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.

by JC Mathews October 9, 2022

Tocarro Combs

An International Treasure. A woman who is bold, beautiful, brilliant, & blessed. This woman can never be duplicated but has many imitators.

1. Tocarro Combs is one of the world’s most extraordinary people.

2. Tocarro Combs is #OwwwPeachyBaby

by Tea Peachez November 19, 2022

Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.

Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
“Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023

Huele como CACA

is a saying that it smells good like saying it to your mom

jaun: mom tu huele como caca

mom: im bouta slap yo pickle cheen ahh boy

by cacae ball March 20, 2023

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

by Death Menace July 23, 2023