Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.
More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.
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(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.
2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.
3- A buttplug.
4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.
(noun)
1- Something given to someone to sooth them when they have expelled something that has been kept inside building up pressure, real or metaphorically speaking.
2- A piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick that is held in the hand while the anus is licked.
3- A buttplug.
4- A lollipop given to someone after they receive a colonic.
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