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College

A place where far-left teachers and professors trick young adults into thinking that education is the same as intelligence.
"They must know the answer... they've been to college."
by ajc929me February 4, 2019
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Allegheny College

A small liberal arts college full of pretentious rich kids located in the shithole known as Meadville, PA. The only way to succeed at this school is to literally spend all your time working with absolutely no breaks. William McKinley and Trent Reznor went to this school, but both dropped out after only a year because it sucked so much. Unless you're the type of person who is an over achiever who took all honors and AP classes during high school, and likes getting ass raped by course work on a regular basis, don't go to this school.
P1: How did you lose over $100k and get assraped for 4 straight years, all to graduate with a shitty 2.6 GPA and a degree that's as valuable as toilet paper?
P2: I went to Allegheny College
by thought-criminal August 26, 2018
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Clongowes Wood college

Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney
Clongowes Wood College
by mymanofmanyworlds May 31, 2010
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College

-A widely accepted and legalized racketeering scheme in which parents and students pay upwards of $30,000 to voluntarily accept extremely leftist propaganda as well as have their, bank accounts, homes and other viable assets regularly forcibly raped after getting it good from a bank or student loan branch.

-There are many highly publicized myths, the most popular being, that there is rampant, uninhibited sex, and a bevy of busty wanton teens and young adult girls just waiting to have sex with any man who’ll have them. In reality, there is rampant sex, but everyone’s not hot, it’s sloppy, the girls are half-dead from booze and drugs, the guys go limp half of the way through and 1 out of ever 3 girls has been slipped something and ends up date-raped.

-The truth of the matter is, college is another form of high school with more ‘freedom’ less restrictions and triple the money paid. Or, more accurately a brainwashing “group” akin to the Manson Family or the Heaven’s Gate Cult.

College can however be a fun and exciting place, mainly for freshman and sophomores who can’t believe there is SO MUCH pot, coke, speed and alcohol readily available and mostly for free.
Twins Jessica & Ashley were given $50,000 each for college upon graduating high school.

Jessica moved to California and bought a house in the Valley outright.

Ashley got into a prestigious college, paid the entire $50K and now only ows Sally Mae $32,000.
by urbanr0cker May 10, 2008
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College Point Boulevard

A boulevard that runs through Flushing and College Point in Queens NY. The Q65 is College Point Boulevard's main bus.
Take College Point Boulevard to go to the Flushing Museum.
by NYC Metalhead June 24, 2006
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College

Complete, utter, and blissful irresponsability with no consequences except a lower decimal on your transcript.
Max and Andrew are in college
by TBags March 1, 2004
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St. Benildus College

The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.

Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.

Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.

Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
by BenildusStudent March 4, 2011
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