Clark

Clark is a funny and intelligent guy. If you meet a Clark make sure you hold onto him. He is the best thing that will come into your life. He will always put your first. He is just as cute as the dates he will plan. He will love you to the moon and back. A Clark is always the sexiest guy in the room. Once you find a Clark you know he is a partner for life.

Ava: Who is that sexy guy?

Jessica: that is my sexy boyfriend clark!

by yoursexygirlfriend July 07, 2022

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IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

heather: Hi Clark
clark: yes yes i know you hate my name
heather: IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
clark: sighs

by forky808 November 02, 2020

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A chill girl who doesn't give herself enough credit; anyone that spends time with her will be dying from laughter at the end. Even though she can be very weird and quirky, she’ll be your ride or die in any situation. She's the type of girl who will one day make a great teacher. She’s the kindest and most genuine person you’ll ever meet, no matter what anyone else says about her. The people that call her a "toxic psychopath" are just jealous since they can’t talk to her anymore. Simply put, she’s one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet in your life.

Person 1: Are Eli and Clark dating.
Eli: *breaks through a window and crashes rolls over table* NO WE'RE NOT!!!

by I have no earthly idea November 23, 2021

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Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.

me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark

by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022

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