Skip to main content

Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined term for the belief in luck. Feeling lucky? Christanic!
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.

Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Is Christanic like a lucky kind of thing?
by JeffR3M1X April 28, 2024
mugGet the Christanic mug.

Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist. The Antichrist is Jesus Christ.
Who is the Conqueror of the Apocalypse.
He eradicates sin and makes the World holy again. At the Second Coming the Son of God will battle God the Father and become King and heir to the throne. Almighty Lord Jesus God Christ will deal with sin become ruler of this world. He will reign supreme over all living things.
Christanic is so awestruck and wonderful.
by JeffR3M1X April 28, 2024
mugGet the Christanic mug.

Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the existence of Jesus Christ.
If you believe in the existence of Jesus Christ, you must be Christanic.
by JeffMASSACRE May 10, 2024
mugGet the Christanic mug.

Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.
by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025
mugGet the Christanic mug.

The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.
Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.
by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018
mugGet the The christening mug.

Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.
I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening
by Painterpeet November 15, 2020
mugGet the Buffalo Christening mug.

Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
by akaRakxm September 28, 2023
mugGet the Columbus Christening mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email